turntechgodtits
heres your daily reminder of how much you suck
you suck so hard that youve been hired by 10 brothels

frick off asswipe

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shadow-dani:

shadowdavebert:

> You grimace for half a second at the fake tea and decide not to take a sip just yet.

yeah i know how it goes

i havent seen you in a while i guess uh….

been sleeping a lot and all that

>You take a sip and sigh in content. You always make the best tea. <3

yeah ive been sleeping a bit too
its weird too
because sometimes ill be awake
and then sometimes im not….
but its not on purpose?…or something
im not sure how to describe it and im sorry :( 

hm maybe youre lucid dreaming or something

sounds kind of like it maybe i dont know

i pretty much just tire myself out until im too beat to stay awake

then i pass out heh

livin the thug lyfe right

> Sighs and picks up his teacup.

sometimes though i wish i could get out of here for real

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turntechgodtits:

shadowdavebert:

i am 10000000000000% done with you

are you really
or is that code for “please dani slam some more suessicals my way”
because i think you want some more suessicals 

hey man go for it

youre the one having to write them

lemme see what you got

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turntechgodtits:

shadowdavebert

no

no i do not want to join a dance club

or dance the night away

i do not want to do any of these okay

i dont dance

well okay sam i am
you do not dance
you do not twerk
youre just one big fat jerk 

and guess what kid
lets settle the rules
ive been playin you for a fool

i know you do not dance
and twerk away
although its questionable if youre gay
(most likely you are)

so i will not ask if you do dance
and i will not ask if you prance
i will not
shall not ask those things
since its too much for the shadow douche king

i am 10000000000000% done with you

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shadow-dani:

shadowdavebert:

hey dani whats up

> Takes a seat next to her and grins.

>You pour out a cup of tea for him before pouring one for yourself. Of course by tea you mean water.

tee hee~
well you know the usual
baking cookies
checking on tumblr
sleeping
you know how it goes :) 

> You grimace for half a second at the fake tea and decide not to take a sip just yet.

yeah i know how it goes

i havent seen you in a while i guess uh….

been sleeping a lot and all that

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turntechgodtits:

snipersnuggie:

lozzy

((I just need this here. Okay? Okay.))

(Source: profsycamore)

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shadow-dani:

shadowdavebert:

oh okay ill uh

be right over then gimme a sec

/MAGICALLY TELEPORTS OVER THERE BECAUSE I’M LAZY

>Inside Dani’s bedroom + tea party area because also lazy.

hi davey!~
hi!!! :D 

hey dani whats up

> Takes a seat next to her and grins.

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turntechgodtits:

shadowdavebert:

fuck off i dont want to join a dance club thats gay

i dont dance man shut up

so you do want to join a dance club
you want to come out of the closet
and dance the night away

got it 

no

no i do not want to join a dance club

or dance the night away

i do not want to do any of these okay

i dont dance

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tarif:

190-Almost. But not quite.

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shadow-dani:

shadowdavebert:

alright ill be waiting

just give me a holler

yay!~~
you can come in now if you like
itll mean waiting for the cookies to bake
but we can pass the time by talking and drinking tea :) 

oh okay ill uh

be right over then gimme a sec

/MAGICALLY TELEPORTS OVER THERE BECAUSE I’M LAZY

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